livin' the lefty life

lefty eats a lime

“dare me to eat this lime?” -lefty

“too sour!” -lefty
 

lefty goes to vegas

“these chips don’t taste very good.” -lefty

lefty is environmentally conscious

“reduce. reuse. refreshe. recycle. heh. see what i did there?” -lefty

lefty wears shades

“it’s very important to protect your eyes from harmful uv rays.” -lefty

lefty keeps secrets

“…and i’ll throw away the key.” -lefty

lefty eats a breath mint

“uh oh… which one is the baby aspirin?” -lefty

lefty consults the white house

“yes, mr. president, that does sound like a major threat to national security.” -lefty

lefty returns from vacation

“i think my favorite part of china was the soy sauce.” -lefty

lefty gets his teeth cleaned

“i hate going to the dentist but i don’t want to get a cavity.” -lefty

lefty celebrates his birthday

“i told you i don’t do party hats.” -lefty